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Really good book

This new book by Eugene Buchanan, Jason Smith and James Weir would probably make a good Christmas present. In the interest of being completely transparent I'm going to declare from the outset that two of the authors are close friends of mine and all are influential throughout the paddling industry, and that I fervently hope they're nice about my book (the Haynes Kayaking Manual) when it comes out next year. There... now I'm going to tell you about theirs:

This book is captivating right from the front cover, and continues not to disappoint throughout. One of the problems I know only too well as a paddling author is how to cover all aspects of such a diverse pastime without creating vast swathes of material that half your audience just aren't interested in. The secret, of course, is to be engaging and inspirational. Everyone appreciates a beautiful photograph or an elegant turn of phrase, even if the content isn't their current obsession. This book nails it.

The book is subtitled "100 Extraordinary Paddling Experiences", and each takes the form of a stunning full page photo facing a page of text, which also supplies some small inset maps and tips on how to check out the location. It's designed for people who actually want to do this stuff, and it's all killer, no filler. With a double page for each adventure plus indexes, the book rounds out at 207 pages.

Knowing the background of the authors, I expected this work to bias heavily towards whitewater paddling, but the range and balance is impressive. From the canals of Venice to the lagoons of Fiji and from icebergs to waterfalls, the book is a travel cornucopia, and every turn of the page puts a smile on my face. It's got its fair share of whitewater, as of everything else, but it's all expertly presented to be inspirational and interesting to anyone, paddler or not.

I'm always loath to claim something is a "must have" or should "be on every paddler's coffee table", but in this case I must say I defy anyone not to enjoy every single page, and to want to show it to friends and family. There are a lot of good paddling books out there, but this one is unique in what it's set out to do and has exemplarily delivered. I know I'll continue to pick it up again and again. I highly recommend it.

You can buy it here (Amazon)

Haynes Manual

One of the 1001 incarnations, 2009

"The 1001 versions of Mattos' other general paddling book has been consistently the best selling UK paddlesport book of the past decade, if the Amazon rankings are any guide."

Mark Rainsley, creator of ukriversguidebook.com

What Mark has been kind enough to observe is probably true. If anything has sold better, it is probably the BCU Canoeing Handbook, which is kind of a "must buy" for any BCU member and certainly anyone involved in coaching. And to be fair, it is a far more comprehensive manual than any of mine, going into greater depth about more types of canoeing and kayaking. Horses for courses...

The forthcoming Haynes Manual of Kayaking is designed to achieve something else. My "Practical Guide(s) to This and That" have sold really well, and I hope they've been useful if only as a paperweight or to level the kitchen table, but the real tipping point (pointless paddling pun)(awful attempt at alliteration) was the book Kayak Surfing, which was a labour of love that I never expected to sell a lot of units. There just aren't that many kayak surfers.

I'd become disillusioned with the dry, informative, supposedly authoritative style that I had been asked for in the past, and begged the publishers to let me write it informally, as if I was talking about it face to face, and to present the photographs more randomly as if in a magazine, so that each page could be laid out as best suited the material. And luckily, people loved it. Debra Searle MBE described it as "The best instructional book about any sport, ever. All books should be written this way." Other people said nice things, too. 

So when Haynes approached me about writing for them, I had to ask: "Can I do it like this? People like it better, I promise!" And (possibly in a moment of weakness) they said yes. I was so unsure that they really meant it that I sent the editor home with a copy of Kayak Surfing, telling him to read some passages and confirm he was OK with it. And even once he'd done so, I still sent him sample chapters as I wrote them, asking if he was happy with the style. Until he said: "Look, it's great. Let me know when you're done" (Subtext: stop bothering me!)

So, here we go. A Haynes Manual of Kayaking written in a completely informal style, packed with my usual deranged and opinionated ranting, but luckily also with anecdotes and spectacular photos from kayaking icons such as Eric Jackson, Freya Hoffmeister, Helen Wilson and Rafael Ortiz. With a following sea, it may be funny, too. The copy editor said he loved it, anyway. Especially the part about the gibbon...

Sparkly boats sparkling...

Video footage ©  Mattos      Music - "Hours" © Rebecca Dutton

GoPro video experiment. Click to watch it on Vimeo. 

Tom Bailey and moi on a typical medium level day on the River Dart, Devon UK, in typical (?) sparkly boats that don't float in any meaningful way. Some world class spots for sinkers. Tom's hitting great mysteries, and a bit of me surfing. Apart from getting some funny looks we had a blast ;)

Footage mainly deck mount or chest mount, the wobblecam stuff is hand held and/or swimming, sorry 'bout that...

Mostly it just goes to show that I can't be bothered to edit a video properly, but there's some fun stuff in there :)

Undercomplicating roll, ten steps

Thanks to Kelly Adventure Centre for the pool.
photo © Felicity Bell

    I view the world suspiciously. I do. I don't mean to be cynical, but at the same time can't help noticing that there is a lot of misinformation going on around me. Most of it is not my job to unravel. But when it comes to rolling I feel I have to speak out. 

Most of what you're told about it is smoke and mirrors.

When I learnt to roll, it was from a book. I was twelve. I read the page about rolling over and over again, and I didn't really understand, but went out to try it anyway, all alone on a freezing November sea. Which I don't recommend, frankly. After a few attempts I was exhausted from swimming and emptying my boat. But I persevered, day after day, and you know what? I got absolutely nowhere.

The problem was that I didn't really understand the critical part. So much emphasis was placed on upper body motion, sweeping with the paddle in a specific way, throwing the head back flamboyantly at the end, that I didn't focus too much attention on the hips. The book mentioned something called a "hip flick" but it didn't make a lot of sense to me, so I sort of glossed over it. 

Shame really. Because the hip flick (or hip snap as some like to call it) is the only bit that matters!!! The rest of the stuff coaches tell you to do is just overcomplicating the situation, giving you seventeen things to think about so that your chances of doing them all at once are slim. Anorexic, even. But almost no one gets the hip motion intuitively. So it needs to be backed up by a little bit of this and that.

I say, throw off the shackles of your tormentors! Probably they are trying to help, but I sometimes wonder if sub-consciously they just want it to be as difficult for you as it was for them. It isn't difficult. It's easy. All we have to do is crack this hip business.

Why do learners of the roll have trouble grasping it? I think it's because by the time we learn to kayak, we can already walk, run, jump, and in many cases do handstands and somersaults. In adulthood, we try to relate every new skill to a kinaesthetic experience we are already familiar with. And most people do not do anything in normal life that involves rotating one's hips from side to side in relation to one's torso, through a range of  90º or more. Yes folks. That's the move. That's all it is.

It's weird to practise it on dry land. It's hard to practise it anywhere. It's just a totally unnatural motion, until you can do it. Then it seems like the most natural thing in the world. I finally mastered it, about two years after my first abortive attempts, by standing in the doorway of the broom cupboard brandishing a yard brush instead of a paddle. But that's just my learning style. It needn't take two years. Half an hour would be more acceptable.

Try this for me, and tell me what you think:

(if you are using a desktop computer, it might be worth printing the instructions or getting someone to call them out to you)

1. Draw, or find, a line on the ground.

2. Stand normally with your heels against the line.

3. Bend over, 90º.

This is you sitting in a kayak. The line is the surface of the water. Stop thinking now.

4. Next, stand up for a moment, and turn around to stand facing the opposite way.

5. Put your toes against the line.

5. Bend over. Feel foolish yet?

This is you sitting in the kayak upside down. The line is still the surface of the water. You are mostly underneath it. I said stop thinking.

6. Staying bent over, try to arch your head and torso around to one side as far as you can. 

I'm not especially bendy, but I can twist around until my head is somewhere over the line. That is analogous to being able to get your ear to the surface, just by bending to the side. Right, here comes the clincher.

7. Without moving your torso at all, jump a little and rotate your legs/feet only by 180º on the line. It's really easy. 

8. Have a look at where you've ended up, and remind yourself that your upper body didn't move at all. Viewed from the ceiling, it was kind of along the line (surface). It still is, or should be. 

9. Do the little jump/rotate again. That's like rolling the other way, in your frame of reference. You can think now.

10. Keep practising. Get it dialled in. Try it as bent over as possible. But make sure the feet jump 180º each time.

That's it. That's how you really roll a kayak. All the upper body language, the paddle stuff? Icing on the cake, my friends. Handy, but not mission critical.

Did you notice how we didn't talk about hips at all in that sequence? That's because moving your hips in that plane isn't a particularly normal thing to do or think about. Whereas everyone knows how to move their head and feet. 

What can go wrong with this strategy? Two things. To make it stick in the real world, you need to fit in the boat properly so that your feet, knees and hips cannot move whatever you do. Maybe not gonna happen in a borrowed boat at the pool. The other problem is getting all tangled up with the paddle. Capsize with it along the boat as "normal" coaches always tell you to, and it should be above the water-ish when you are upside down. Leave it there. Don't worry about it. If you must worry about it, try to reach around the hull of the boat with your back hand and rest the joint of your thumb on the boat somewhere under (over) the seat.

Bend to the side the paddle is on. Do the leg thing just as you did at home. You're up. BAM!

Finding my feet...

Autumn. This time of year is never good for my poor old bones. If I sit down in the boat it makes my back ache, and kneeling in it hurts my knees. Luckily there's a third option ;)

photo © Pierre Mellows

Book or Ark?

As you may already know, I'm working on a kayaking book at the moment. The details must, for now, remain shrouded in mystery, but it's not revealing any secrets to say that it'll have a lot of photos in it!

In theory, I'm on the home straight with this project now,  but the English weather is conspiring to make my photos brown and miserable. It's been raining and windy for so long now that I started to wonder if I should abandon the book and start building an ark instead. But perserverance is the only way, so we press on regardless. I take my hat off to my friend Pete Thompson for donning a T-shirt and trying to make a sea kayak skills shoot look as if the weather is, if not actually tropical, at least borderline tolerable.

photo © Bill Mattos